To my Ex

Wow, I don't know if this one is such a good idea.

Dear Ex,

I'm glad you're my ex. We get along better than we ever have,  probably because we rarely have to speak to each other. We were both unhappy, and hell bent on making each other unhappy. We fought all the time, we never spent time together, amd your presence made me angry. You tried to control every aspect of my life,  and I hated it. I don't miss you. Honestly,  besides the children,  I rarely even think of you.

Thanks for the babies, though.  That part is awesome.